Ron the Yarnspinner

When You Mess with Mother Nature What me Worry?” Alfred E. Neuman from MAD Magazine. Picture a quiet but far away corner of the world… a place where wisdom sometimes trails behind ambition, and where a man—blessed with time, money, and just enough knowledge to be dangerous—decides that nature could use a little help. Meet Thomas Austin, self-appointed architect of the new and improved. A man who looked at the ancient balance of tooth and nail, root and rain, fire and frost… and concluded it could be improved with a little adjustment. But every adjustment demands correction. And in the quiet overgrowth of a world down under,  lies a lesson  for the next man with too much time, too much money… and not nearly enough caution.   “ There’s plenty of room for all of Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.”   Sarah Palin Like former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, Austin had the same fondness for animals—particularly rabbits. But there were...

  “Go Ahead—Make My Day”: The Shepherd’s Watch   Here’s a little fodder for Trivia night:   On Sunday April 26 th the   Fourth Sunday of Easter, called Good Shepherd Sunday, we celebrate the Risen Lord as the Good Shepherd who lays down his life for his sheep. Within the   landscape of Christian symbolism, few images resonate more profoundly than the tens of thousands of beautiful, metaphorical portrayals of Christ as the Good Shepherd But in biblical Israel, nomadic shepherds lived humble, demanding lives alongside their flocks, tending to their needs around the clock. It was far from easy — and hardly the serene, idyllic scene we often see. Shepherds   would guide their sheep by day to find food and water and watch over them at night. It was a 24 x 7   job. And the proverb “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make the horse drink” applied to sheep as well.   Just because a shepherd found a nice stream of running water for h...

  The Good Old Days   The Good Old Days……They were great, right?  We often think of them as terrific because we tend to remember the past fondly by focusing only on enjoyable experiences, creating a biased and often idealized version of what life was really like. Let’s look at air travel for example. You might say air travel in the 1930s was a glamorous and adventurous experience, offering a unique blend of luxury and novelty that captivated the imaginations of many. Unlike jumbo jets, 1930s air travel was characterized by smaller, more intimate aircraft, which often meant that passengers received a high level of personalized attention. Nice, but wait. Personalized attention? It was absolutely, because you needed it. Passengers commonly became ill during flights. Here’s why: Air Sickness: Passengers often experienced nausea and vomiting because early aircraft were unstable and there was no pressurization (Discomfort  bags are a standard item in seat pockets even toda...

  The Last Supper: After the Table Was Cleared     “ Where are we going?” “Don’t know. Just follow him”. “Look, he just went into that house. Let’s go in.” “Isn’t that where Mark lives?” “I think so.” Like Jake and Elroy (The Blues Brothers). Apostles Peter and John were on a mission from God. They were advance scouts sent out by Jesus. Walking briskly through  the winding and crowded  streets of Jerusalem they had an important job: locating a particular house in a city with no house numbers and only a few distinct street names. Someone giving directions in Jerusalem might say: “Follow the road toward the Temple, pass the baker’s market, and take the lane near the olive press.” Peter and John were told to search for a man carrying a water jar and to follow him into the first house. In the culture of the time, women normally carried water jars, while men often transported water in animal-skin bags. So, a man carrying a clay water jar would have ...

Farfel     N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestlé's makes the very best... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _     If you grew up in the 50’s, there’s a good chance that you know the messing letters   Television was still in its diapers. Families would gather around their black-and-white sets. Most broadcasts were live and wide-eyed viewers were anxious to be entertained. The timing was perfect for Jimmy to shine. With his charming ventriloquism and comedy acts, he brought joy and laughter into countless American homes. Growing up in Chicago’s Rogers Park's mixed ethnic (German, Irish, Swedish and Jewish)   neighborhood allowed Jimmy to develop a rich, multifaceted view of the world, providing the skills and understanding to interact with others and “work” an audience. Jimmy’s entertainment style, his humor and performance manner were shaped too by the broader comedic trends of influential performers of his era, many of whom were Jewish. This influenced not only his humor and per...

                                                                 Fatal Attraction   Studies reveal an uncomfortable truth: humans are among the smelliest creatures on earth — and your scent can prove deadly.   The pungent odor rising from adult human skin is unusual in the animal kingdom. Unlike most mammals, we emit scent from nearly every inch of our bodies. Add to that the billions of microorganisms living on our skin, each busily metabolizing sweat and skin compounds into airborne chemicals, and you have a remarkably complex bouquet.   That distinctive human odor turns out to be a beacon for mosquitoes — arguably the deadliest animals on the planet. Scientists are still sorting out precisely which elements of human sweat make us so irresistible, but one thing is clear: our scent sets us apart f...